
LONGDOG
The longest dog on Robinhood chain. Paired with $SPY — when the index climbs, the dog gets longer.
WHY THIS DOG IS DIFFERENT
THE SPY MECHANIC
PAIRED WITH SPY
LONGDOG liquidity is paired against the SPY index token. No stablecoin drag — the dog is benchmarked against the market itself.
SPY CLIMBS, DOG LENGTHENS
As the SPY side of the pool appreciates, the constant-product curve mechanically pulls LONGDOG up with it. The market pumps, the dog rides.
FEES BECOME MORE SPY
Creator fees don't get dumped. They auto-convert into fresh SPY/LONGDOG LP tokens — growing the pool and stacking even more SPY exposure.
THE FLYWHEEL
More liquidity → less slippage → more volume → more fees → more SPY LP. A self-feeding long position on the market, powered by a dog.
NUMBERS
DOGNOMICS
ADOPT A DOG
HOW TO BUY
- 1
GET ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN
Bridge or on-ramp to Robinhood chain and load up on SPY.
- 2
HEAD TO THE DEX
Open the SPY/LONGDOG pool on the native Robinhood chain DEX.
- 3
SWAP SPY → LONGDOG
Set your slippage, ape responsibly, and welcome to the long side.
- 4
HODL THE LENGTH
Sit. Stay. Watch the SPY flywheel stretch your dog.
THE PLAN
ROADMAP
PHASE 1 — PUP
Launch on Robinhood chain. Seed the SPY/LONGDOG pool. Release the dog.
PHASE 2 — ZOOMIES
Fee flywheel live: creator fees auto-compounding into LP. CEX listings chase the length.
PHASE 3 — BIG DOG
Deeper SPY exposure, community treasury, and the longest chart in meme history.